Instructions

How to be ethical:

• Become a professional rock star
• Keep a constant awareness of the miracle of existence
• Stay with these two tenets

To be a rock star:

• [x] Move to New York City
• [ ] Consistently release and promote groundbreaking albums
• [ ] Consistently improve performance experience and chops
• [ ] Play many many gigs
  

To keep a constant awareness of the miracle of existence:

• [x] Watch breathing
• [ ] Organize time around regular meditation